The Saturday Greedies

For the most part, I am not a materialistic guy.  But once a week on Saturday morning, I read the sale ads.  Something crazy comes over me and I want want want.  My current obsession is flat screen TVs.  I bought my current TVs at Goodwill.  I just have this overwhelming desire to go high-end [...]

Well at least…

Last night I watched The Biggest Looser.
 
Sadly I took comfort in the fact that most of the contestants were much heavier than me.

Happy Mid-year

It is weird to me that new years fall in the beginning of winter.  Seriously?  Is this really a good time for renewal?
 
Here are my suggestions for New Year.  Easter: It is spring time and the world is new again.
 
Second:  September…You know it is a new year when summer vacation is over and the kids [...]

Picture Picture

I am a sucker for cheap electronics.  I am too cheap to buy the high end stuff.  But give me electronics for under $20 and I am all over it.
 
Yesterday I was buying drugs at Walgreen’s when I saw a digital camera for $10.  Yes, $10.
 
So here is me taking a picture and a picture [...]

Incentive

I got free Starbucks this morning.  This evening, I get free ice cream from Ben and Jerry’s.  I don’t think the American voter is apathetic, just hungry.

5:15pm

It is dark.
Who came up with standard time?
They should be made to suffer.

The Ick Factor…rated G for Gross

Halloween was great…blah blah blah.
 
So this morning, I was doing the “procedure” with my spawn, when the catheter came out of his rear.  This is a bad thing.  Trust me.  One word sums it up spray.
 
Sooooo I was a little grossed out (trust me on this…I am not easily grossed out).  Luckily my wife was [...]

Presenting

So for the last three months I have been working on a test plan for work.  I am working on a high visibility project and it has been stressing me out.
 
Well today I had a teleconference with the big cheeses in NY.  They loved it.  Life goes on and on and on.

New Favorite Song

I have a new favorite song.  I think I heard it in the background of “House”, but I cannot remember.
It is “42″ by Coldplay.
As an added bonus, 42 is my favorite number.

Radio Commercial

Honestly this is what I heard driving into work:
 
Today’s traffic report supported by Preparation-H
 
I thought they should have followed up with, “because traffic is a pain in the tookus.”