Fun with the Apocalypse

 
Who said the end of the world would not be fun.
 
According to people at my parents’ church, Barack Obama is the anti-Christ.  Thank goodness!  All of the other anti-Christs from my childhood were so mean.  Henry Kissinger was kind of grumpy.  Nixon was too evil.  Clinton was too messy (especially on blue dresses).  Michael Jackson [...]

4,999,999

Ethan asked Jenn, “Is President Obama going to open a Mario store in Broadlands?”  Somewhat baffeled, Jenn asked him to clarify.
“Well he said he was going to create 5 million jobs and we need a Mario store.”

The Ick Factor…rated G for Gross

Halloween was great…blah blah blah.
 
So this morning, I was doing the “procedure” with my spawn, when the catheter came out of his rear.  This is a bad thing.  Trust me.  One word sums it up spray.
 
Sooooo I was a little grossed out (trust me on this…I am not easily grossed out).  Luckily my wife was [...]

Radio Commercial

Honestly this is what I heard driving into work:
 
Today’s traffic report supported by Preparation-H
 
I thought they should have followed up with, “because traffic is a pain in the tookus.”

Whose child is that?

So my wife is the new music director at out church.  She enjoys the job, but sometimes finds it challenging to find competent musicians.  Last week she had a professional pianist play with her worship team.

Later at lunch I told her I really liked the new pianist.  Ethan waits for a lull in the whole [...]

Daily Sacrilege

This is so wrong on many levels…but I was crying with laughter.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU