So this morning, I was doing the “procedure” with my spawn, when the catheter came out of his rear.This is a bad thing.Trust me.One word sums it up spray.
Sooooo I was a little grossed out (trust me on this…I am not easily grossed out).Luckily my wife was home so she took over while I immediately jumped in the shower.
I had washed myself off and was about to wash my hair, when I discovered I was out of Shampoo (emphasis on the second syllable).I grabbed Jenn’s bottle and used it, but not before I read this label.Just one more reason to hate the French (not really)…(tease maybe…but not hate).
The Ick Factor…rated G for Gross
Halloween was great…blah blah blah.
So this morning, I was doing the “procedure” with my spawn, when the catheter came out of his rear. This is a bad thing. Trust me. One word sums it up spray.
Sooooo I was a little grossed out (trust me on this…I am not easily grossed out). Luckily my wife was home so she took over while I immediately jumped in the shower.
I had washed myself off and was about to wash my hair, when I discovered I was out of Shampoo (emphasis on the second syllable). I grabbed Jenn’s bottle and used it, but not before I read this label. Just one more reason to hate the French (not really)…(tease maybe…but not hate).
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