THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Ben
Bug Boy
Wally
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
Benjamin67
Benroberts67
Best67
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I am tall.
My face
My hands.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON\’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Belly belly belly
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Welch
English
A smattering of Native American
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Unemployment
Insurance
Healthcare
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Kiss goodbye
Blogging
God thoughts
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Nikes
Tee Shirt
Watch
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
Peter Gabriel
Indigo Girls
Michael W. Smith (though I think he should drop the W.)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
And Can It Be
Your Eyes
Smells Like Teen Spirit
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Friendship
Tactile contact
Time
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I have auditioned for a gameshow.
I had a relative that thought she was the cause of the Iranian Hostage crisis.
I love fruit
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Hair
Eyes
boobs
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Blogging
Photography
Bird Watching
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Quit my job
Move
Go to seminary
THREE CAREERS YOU\’RE CONSIDERING/YOU\’VE CONSIDERED:
Psychologist
Minister/Missionary
Record Store Owner
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
England
New Zealand
Italy
THREE KIDS\’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
Ethan
Paige
Jack
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Go to my sonâs graduation
Go to my sonâs wedding
Visit a monastery
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
I like crude humor.
I scratch
I am a pig
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Everyone I blog with
Filed under: Life
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Tim
Tim K
Timmy (family only)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
hoss_308
TatorHoss
hoss1992
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My mustache
My claves
My shaved head
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Big tummy
Body Hair
Toe nails
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
German
English
And a little Irish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Failure
The IRS
Hilary Clinton
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Hugs & Kisses from my girls
Peanut M & Ms
Time reading in the Bible
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Wedding Ring
Glasses
Underwear
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
The Eagles
MercyMe
Derek Loux
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
Undone
Stained Glass Masquerade
Take It Easy
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Friendship
Honesty
Touch
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I always vote Democrat
I hate brussel sprouts
I was a high school football coach
(hmmmm I wonder if you can spot my lie)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Legs
Hair
Hips
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
FPS Gaming with my buddies
Geneology
Is football a hobby?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Sneeze (there, thats better)
Have a good BBQd steak
Sneeze again (excuse me)
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
Football Coach
Teacher
Hardware Store Owner
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Tahiti
Hawaii
Or Anywhere in the South Pacific
THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
Hannah
Audrey
Elizabeth & Catherine
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Go to the moon
Give my daughters to Godly men in marriage
Get my Masters
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
I fart
I scratch
I like war movies
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
anyone
You love brussel sprouts, right?
Ok, so I’m a little late so I’ll take the quiz later, but apparently Tim is in his boxers blogging, and he likes brussel sprouts and women with hairy legs.
Bug boy? What is it with bugs and boys? Am I the only boy that was never into bugs? I mean, it’s not like a screamed and ran away like a little girl, but they never held my attention that much. OK… maybe that one time when I discovered that magnifying glasses were good for more than just looking at things (should a future minister admit to such knowledge?) but for the most part I left bugs alone and brushed them off when they tried not to leave me alone. I’m beginning to think I missed out on something.
When I see bugs I run away and scream like a little girl….
Well a hairy little girl anyway
Tim, congratulations on being the first to answer.
I am surprised that more of us haven’t responded. Cmon! Let’s get moving!
Here’s mine:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Kevin
Dad
Ol Kevin (my nephew’s attempt at uncle Kevin)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
kllrlewis
ducttapelewis
kmaylewis
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I’m a guy
Blue eyes
I don’t have kidney stones
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Average height
Belly
Gray hair
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Irish
Dutch
Welsh
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
The government
Teen sex
Stupid people
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Music
Prayer
The dog
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Shorts
Av’s Shirt
Boxers
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
Michael Card
Billy Joel (the old stuff)
Garth Brooks
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
Blessed be the name
The night rider’s lament
Photograph
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Honesty
Snuggling
Fun
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I like liver
I have had 15 kids
I can speak Slovak enough to get by.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Hair
Lips
Buns
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Gardening
Woodworking
Reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Quit my job
Finish the stupid retaining wall/terracing in the back yard
Take a vacation
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
Lawyer
Salesman
DJ
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Tahiti
Australia
The Olympic rainforest
THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
Natalie
Christine
Peter
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
See my girls happily on their way, married or otherwise
Play with my grandkids
See my son in a good safe place where he can be long term, maybe the rest of his life
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
Food is more important than anything, except sex.
I work on cars
I don’t want to talk it to death. Today really was fine.
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Jess
Jenn
Judi
Kim (ok, so I don’t count so well.)
This is fun! I’ll have a go at it.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Sue
Jane (don’t ask)
Sprout
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
seisham
sisham
delilah
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Green eyes
My hands
My waist (when I have one!)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Stomach
Elbows
Thighs
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
English
Scottish
Welsh
Jewish: speculation only, people!
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Roaches
God
Women, sometimes
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Coffee
Quiet time before anyone is up
Making my kids smile
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Sandals
Socks (hey, I’m inside!)
Contacts
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
Kirk Franklin
Harry Connick, Jr.
The Choir
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
Cover You
Love is in the House
His Cheeseburger
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Friendship
Understanding
Synergy
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I had a crush on my cousin (male).
I have an Uncle Mohammed.
I’m teaching myself to paint.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Eyes
Smile
Sense of humor
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Reading
Mosaic tile
Watching movies
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Get a part-time job
Move into a bigger house
Grow 2 inches
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
Doctor
Missionary
Personal shopper
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
France
Hawaii – again!
Alaska
THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
Zacariah
Ruby
Claire
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Go to Ruby’s wedding
See my grandkids born and grow
Write a book
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
I like makeup, hair, etc.
I cry during sad movies.
Chocolate and pizza make the world go ’round.
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Brian
Judi
Jonathon
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Daddy
Mark
Rev. Lilly
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
Gmlilly
3boys2dogs
gmarklilly
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Face
Legs
Hair (When grey is hidden by Just for Men)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON”T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Grey hair (When not hidden by Just for Men)
No butt
Too thin
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
German
Swiss
Jew
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Angry SPR committee
Failing my boys
Imperfection
THREE EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Hugs from my four boys
Coffee…Coffee…Coffee (Did I mention I have four boys)
Patient wife
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING:
Shorts (it’s supposed to be 95 today)
Mizuno Running shoes
Contacts
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTISTS
Def Leppard
Styx
Whitney Houston
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
Love Bites
Best of Times
Here I Go Again (Whitesnake)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
Friendship
Understanding
Touch
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
Lucille Ball is my favorite actress
Harrison Ford is my favorite actor
I was married to Shirley Maclaine in a previous life
THREE THINGS THAT APPEAL TO ME ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Boobs
Flat stomach
Physically fit
THREE FAVORITE HOBBIES
Jogging
Basketball
Yard work
THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BADLY:
Take my family to Israel
Go on vacation
Visit friends in Kentucky
THREE CAREERS YOU’VE CONSIDERED…
Bank Management
Chef
UM Pastor
THREE PLACES FOR VACATION:
Bahamas
Hawaii
Australia
THREE KIDS NAMES:
I have to do four…
Colten
Aidan
Dalton
Kynan
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
See my grandkids as adults
See my children profess Christ
Purchase a beach home
THREE WAYS YOU ARE A BOY…
I like meat (any meat)
No romance movies for me!
Fire is great
Susan, now I have the Cheeseburger song stuck in my head. Guess I will go to Denny’s. I am a bit worried about my masculinity now. I cry during sad movies, Extreme Makeover reviels, and Halmark commercials. (Tom Duncan and I are in a support group for blubbering males.)
Mark, Def Leppard! Rock on. Best one armed drummer ever. BTW…I was Shirley Maclaine’s lover in a previous life. Sorry about that.
Kevin, I am with you on the work thing. Let’s revisit that whole bank robbery thing.
Jon, Bug Boy refers to my job in QA. I am there bearer of bad news for software development. When I am at your door, it means there is a bug in the system.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Brian, Jane, Carp
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
bcarpenter, bjanecarp, brianjanecarp
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My legs. My Abe Lincoln Beard. My height (I got height to spare, Sue…).
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
The gap between my teeth. My toes/nails. My dexterity.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Scot, Czech, Oregonian (if you need to ask, you’ll never understand)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Getting Alzheimers. Needles & syringes. Paying the bills.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Coffee.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Burgundy teeshirt. Wedding ring. Glasses.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
Janis Joplin, The Beatles, Queen.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
“Me and Bobby McGee,” “Across the Universe,” “All Along the Watchtower” (today…)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Honesty. Mutual respect. Sense of humor.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I flunked college PE twice. Jane is my real middle name. I have shot myself in the foot–literally.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Smile. Bottom. Stature.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
MMORPGs. Needlework. Writing.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Quit my job (there’s a rash of that). Write a novel. Go home and play Runescape.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
Linguist. Writer. Music teacher.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Switzerland. England. The Sierra Nevadas (in the fall).
THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
Emily. Katharine. Rosemary.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Write something meaningful that my family will be proud of for generations. Learn to not take myself so seriously. Learn to play my guitar better.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
I do most of the cooking and cleaning in our house. I crochet. I enjoy having sex, but I enjoy having relationships more.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
I enjoy watching football. I leave the seat up and forget to flush (not all the time, but enough to be annoying to the wimmenfolk). I’d love to spend the weekend fishing.
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Judi. Claire. Judi.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Judi; Jude; JuJuBee (if ANYBODY calls me this you are dead to me!)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
Haaaayjude; HeyJudi01; jcarpenter
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Blue eyes; Curly hair; that most of my post-weight-loss-surgery-saggy-skin is hidden from the general public
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Need to lose more weight; Knobbly knees; dry cuticles
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
English; Scots; PWT (poor white trash)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Death/Illness of my children/husband/parents; Spiders; People who can’t see their own stupidity
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Coffee; Laughter; Saying “I love you” to my family
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Glasses; Cat hair; Belly button lint
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
The Beatles; Elton John; Queen
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
“Hey Jude” ~ duh!; “Amazing Grace”; “The Bitch is Back”
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Honesty/Integrity; Friendship; Laughter
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order): (I had too much fun with this one… there is only ONE lie, though)
I once dated a man twice my age; The only high-school class I bombed was Physics; I was voted “Most-Inspirational Player” for my high school Water Polo team 2 years in a row; I am a hopeless romantic lost in a cynic’s body; I don’t mind dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb… or blonde; I played a cross-dressing stage coach driver in a church play; My “first time” was with my best friend; I have voted Republican; I once baked an Oatmeal Pie.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Sense of humor (I know that’s not physical but it is ESSENTIAL); Tall; Nice hands
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Reading; Computer Games; Daydreaming
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Finish the paper that I’m supposed to be working on; Slap the Bethany administration silly; go pee… ahhh much better.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
Sign Language Interpreter; High School English Teacher; Barista
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
The British Isles; The Grand Tour of Europe; anywhere that is NOT Missouri or Oregon
THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
(obviously, the names I picked for my children… Daniel Aubrey and Alexander Benjamin… but those are gimmes, cuz who is going to give their kids names they hate?)
Katharine Rose or Katharine Elizabeth (if Daniel had been a girl, it would have been one of these); Rosemary Noelle (Alex’ name if he’d been a girl… for my favorite Aunt and Uncle); Jesus Wuzza (cuz my cousin promised to pay his college education if I named my child Jesus Wuzza Carpenter)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Have grandchildren (at this rate, I’ll live forever); Get my doctorate; Tell off my alcoholic father (it’ll never happen)
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
I have boobs (sad that this is the first thing I thought of); I get PMS… bad; I love chocolate
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Claire; Craig; Brian
Judi, ya gotta have another kid! Jesus Wuzza has to be born! Oh, the tragedy if he/she is not! Then they gotta go to BUAG, become a pastor…
Time out. OK Brian, “My dexterity”??? That one is going to require some explanation.
Judi, if only there were some way of combining slapping Bethany Admin and going pee.
My dexterity – I trip on shoelaces, field mice, shadows, flagpoles; you name it; I’m clumsy enough to trip on it.
BJC
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Craig, Tim (at Cabrillo they can’t figure out I go by my middle name), Prof. Mosher
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
tcraigm, craignorcal (hate this one)–just two
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
I get to keep all of my hair, my eyes, and my astonishing instep
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
about 100 pounds, the vast grayness of my hair, asthma
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
English; probably German; Pictish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
brainless Christians such as Pat Robertson, the ghost of Strom Thurmond (white sheets already on hand), idiots in our government who don’t listen to scientists
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
coffee; doubt; anit-histamines
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
a shirt, short pants ’cause it’s warm, and a leather apparatus (actually, a belt)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
three is not enough, but . . . the Beatles, Bruce Cockburn, P.D.Q. Bach
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
“You Can Keep Your Hat On” (Randy Newman), “Jesus I’ll Never Forget” (the Soul Stirrers featuring Sam Cook), “Nobody’s Fault But Mine” (many, including Blind Willie Johnson, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and Led Zeppelin)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
in-jokes, good communication, reliability
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order): global warming is caused at least in part by human activity; people are responsible to some degree for global warming; there is no global warming, and if there is, it isn’t caused at all by my friends in the oil industry such as ExxonMobil execs
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
buns; even and attractive facial features; lack of drooling
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
reading; listening to a huge array of music; mentally crashing planetary objects into each other just to watch them disintegrate
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
win the freakin lottery; take an expensive vacation; land a good job
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
freelance writer; college teacher; think tank thinker
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Samoa; the Yucatan, for the Mayan ruins; Florence, but off season
THREE KIDS’ NAMES YOU LIKE:
Iocasta, Dweezil, Vercingetorix
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
cause a big scene at a family funeral for a good reason, enjoy a presidency, do a book promo tour
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GUY:
I like football and some other sports, I want to wear jeans and a t-shirt on all occasions including weddings, and I am fascinated by vast explosions (especially nuclear)
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Claire; Vic; the Pope, just to see his answer to the previous question